cableshaft's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Adv. Of Da Dumb Polak 2]

Dumb.

This was stupid. The graphics were cheap, the sound consisted of the most common basketball bounce sound ever used, and the humor was poor. In fact, the funniest thing about it was you signed up for 2 more accounts with 'sexy bitch' names and reviewed it like you wanted to give hot sex to yourself (check the email addresses on each account: they're the same.) ...this is a joke, you're a joke, and you know it. too bad the joke wasn't funny.

[Brutality]

Did it have to be DBZ?

McFretN, first of all, I have to say that this was a treat for the eyes, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it, and I am quite impressed with your incredible use of marionette animation. However, I probably would have appreciated this more if it wasn't quite so derivative of DBZ. True, it had different looking characters and some cool camera angles, but its not much more than a conglomeration of the ultra-destructive battles in DBZ (in my view, one of the most boring repetitive aspects of the series; the japanese version, which has a PLOT, was much better). Despite that complaint, it is still an excellent flash and quite worthy of the top 5. Good work again, McFretN.

[No Remorse]

Excellent. Well done, Luis.

I literally have watched this at least 10 times tonight. Its so good I think its now my favorite animation here. This excels on all fronts: animation was magnificent, the artwork was keen, the pacing fit the song (hence the high sound rating), and the message shot like a bullet into the viewer's head. I don't think anyone could have possibly made this better. And I agree. Those who like to bully others need to realize that how much pain they are causing the other person, but on the same token the protagonist needs to understand that the guy is an idiot and to let those words flow past him. Unless the people are getting physically abused by these antagonists, students should not let it get to them.

To Latinosuperman: First of all, judging from the profile pic, Luis is latino himself, so it would make sense that he would use a latino (do you prefer hispanic?) character if he wishes to do so. At least do simple research before you go mouthing off okay?

[Hobo Washes Balls]

Yeah, April Fools, we know.

I don't know which is worse; the popular Newgrounds animators all feeling obligated to make a prank animation or the fact that so many people fall for every single one. Tom, Oritz, Adambomb, and now Stamper. At least Oritz still made a good animation, if completely embarrassing to watch. Yours was stupid, and you know it, and I know you're probably laughing your ass off because you think you unleashed yet another 'hilarious joke' onto the portal. Ah well. I wouldn't put it past you. This was a good joke, I guess, but I didn't laugh. I'm still wondering why you're considered almost as much of a god as Tom is. Maybe you'll prove it someday. Eddie wasn't too bad; you're getting there man.

[Friendship - An awakening]

A sweet doodle by doodler.

For only taking you two nights this was EXCELLENT (and let it be known, right now the vote for this stands at 4.02). The animation was pretty smooth, the plot was simple yet interesting, the pacing was well done. The art was great (was that done with your Pablo? :) The sounds did pretty much suck though. At any rate, it was very well done and I salute you man. Take care.

[Hostage Situation 2]

Finally.

BEAST, I know you've had this done for awhile now and I was one of the people who had the chance to see it before it hit the portal and for everyone who cringes at the huge file size, I assure you its is well worth it. This movie is magnificent, and deserves to stay on the top of the Portal for a long, long time. BEAST, you have done an excellent job here. Congrats.

[sisqo a go go]

dirty bastard is a lazy idiot.

I'm so glad Dirty Bastard hurt your rating because he was too lazy to match the credits in your short (Jay Donaldson) with your email address or webpage (which it is on). This was not stolen, its this guys own work man. If it happens to be on romp.com, its because ITS GOOD, not because the poor guy stole it. Anyway, I liked it a lot man. The animation kinda sucked, but you made up for it with your style and actually being funny (the quick cutscenes where Sisqo makes the poses were what did it for me. Hilarious). Anyways, good work man. People here are too quick to assume things around here.

[Keegan's Truck Rally]

Ah, memories.

Back in the days of Super Mario I would spend my classroom days doing just this, making these outlandish maps for fun (since at that point I wasn't a social pimp), linking page after page after page of oddworld terrains and baddies. Damn that was always so much fun. And this was just as fun, watching an imaginative race, using all the characters from the old Keegan's, and paying homage to the style of the first Keegan's Truck in the same breath. And of course you top it all off with Creedance. Beautiful man.

[All UR Gays Belong to Ass]

Only BBS regulars will truly appreciate this...

So Tanner, that's what you were doing asking for those gay pics! If I'd only have known, I'd have made one that's not as simple as a speech bubble and text for you, but I just figured you were being your normal gay self :). Well it looks like only us on the BBS are going to enjoy this the most. What I liked most was how you edited the sound. That was very well done. The rest wasn't quite as spectacular, but oh well. Its still out here for us all to enjoy :) Good show!

AntiTanner responds:

Actually i didn't know i was going to make this movie until noon today. I had the day off from class and work and figured "eh, i got like 300000 pics, why not?" Hopefully everyone can appreciate this!

[Devil's Little Address]

MCCRACKEN IS BACK!

man i loved mad pipin' angus macangus and now you're back with this! hilarious as always...the devil sure does look like he's well off man...and you deserve to be up on the top 50, at least...good show!