cableshaft's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Seisures RULEZ!]

yes, red + yellow = orange, thanks for reminding

Yo man, I actually do get some form of seizures from time to time (its not a normal seizure, doctors don't have a name for it, I don't go all convulsing or anything and I'm fully aware of it happening, in fact if I was having it no one else would be aware of it happening) ...but all I saw was orange. This shits been done almost as many times as skater movies, so just give it up man.

[Keegan's Truck 4, Part 1]

Keegan's Truck is the shit.

Azure Stone? You just said you probably won't make any more of these? I'm so sad! Because this was AWESOME. Sure the graphics aren't great, but the animation was perfect for the style, the cinematography (if you can say a flash has cinematography) rocked ass and the script was well written and quite funny. I cracked up on quite a few occasions 'you mean to tell me the americans can't destroy the canadian army?' and the truck chasing scene was so perfectly done. I'm sure if there's no more Keegan you will move on to better, greater things, but Keegan is cool, and deserves more recognition than its getting now.

[Scrotum 4]

Gotta love the superb classics...

Scrotum the puppy is why I stayed at newgrounds back when I first came here around June of 2000. Back then it was Scrotum 3 but now Scrotum 4 is just as good and deserving of the top 3. The cute little puppy showing the bitches that done him wrong some whoopass in this one is an excellent nostalgic return to what made scrotum good while at the same time showing off how much brian beaton has progressed in his flash skills. Keep up the awesome work man. This was great!

[The Kinky Koala]

shock comics a fave joke of mine

once again, shock comics pisses me off... they throw some eh graphics, eh animation, shit sound (the womans voice anyone?) and it lasts 20 seconds...the normal joke usually takes longer than this to read! and its a pretty funny joke yes, but OBVIOUSLY not yours and from what i've seen all over the net. this is almost as bad as taking the 'i've got a wave file i'm putting to animation' idea that they used for tommy tourettes and pulling it off badly again... again, shock comics pisses me off, they make a series of unoriginal crap just to get their website's advertisement on newgrounds... get out of here shock comics, and take shitty zthing with you!

[The Crow: MD Full]

Crow mania

First of all, I loved the Crow movie. Own it actually. Watch it at least once every couple months. But I don't get this whole obsession phenomena, like the series of books and sequels and a shite sequel to the first movie, and all my friends trying to write stories and make movies of more stories of a bird resurrecting a man who was wronged to wrong the wrongdoers. Basically I think the original, good movie should be left alone and not tried to be imitated again and again (and imitated poorly i might add... the plot to this sucked even for an imitation). The graphics were alright, the animation was weak, the sound was cool (good to hear Pitchshifter in a portal movie) .... but this lacked so much. Great potential, but still potential, and it hit one of my sore spots I'm sorry. Anyway, I'd like to see more work from you, but try to steer away the crow next time, or at least work on the character development AT LEAST.

[Tommy Tourettes]

it would have been good if it was original...

okay, what the other people on here don't seem to understand is that this is a WAV file...already established and all over the internet and actually from a radio show to begin with...so all shockcomics can take credit for is the little drawing and the audio synching (which i must admit was very well done)...not much props can be given to this though...we should be seeing original stuff on here, not a wav file with a guy moving his mouth to it.... there's plenty of that crap on here already... so do us a favor and come up with something original could you?

[Disfunctional Family]

a great and original idea for flash

alright, i'm not saying the theme is a good idea, established cartoons like simpsons and family guy have dysfunctional families, but the whole idea of VERSE is a very fresh look to the portal.. and i see two entries of yours that are verse so I have a feeling this could be your style, and its great. the graphics in this is functional, the sound is high quality except it needs to be amplified or normalized, the animation is nearly nonexistent but not really needed for the style set by it. at any rate, i definitely look forward to more works from you! good job!

[He's Back]

a side i've never seen before nor care

i give credit to the fact that this tried to have some style to it...and the pope hanging off the back of a car is pretty funny, but there wasn't that much quality in it at all. AND its number one of the day, standing at 3.04... wonderful. Oh well, anyway there is potential but the potential is stretched very thin... its not like we haven't seen the pope made fun of on the portal before... think of something more interesting then the pope gone beserk next time... otherwise this is just another portal 'uh oh the pope is doing something he shouldn't do' works.

[2 Screwed 4 TV 2 !]

a tired theme executed poorly

this has a 3.4 rating? what the hell. this is simply the tired 'uh oh! its kiddy show characters doing things they shouldn't' theme. we've had this thing twice before with the sesame street theme no less, limp cookie (horrible flash also) and big bird/kermit stoned (which was basically a cheech and chong WAV with some crap but functional graphics)... we're going to see this on the top of the weekly list and there isn't even nothing too it.

great. i'm so looking forward to this. are you happy portal?

[Axe]

spread the word...

i know the newgounds team got a kick out of this when they saw it... very pleased with this myself...fun to watch, but you don't kill the lycos dog, you kill the lunatic that sings 'YAHOO!' in all those commercials...i hate tv commercials for the internet... the graphics are more than adequate,..very good actually, and the lone ranger theme is definitely a classic, animation smooth, theme humorous, and good jokes embedded into the film. great job! axe is definitely a fun flash to watch. and i never thought it was slow, unlike some other people who reviewed this... if you want slow, check out street life...ugh