cableshaft's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Adv. Of Da Dumb Polak 2]

Dumb.

This was stupid. The graphics were cheap, the sound consisted of the most common basketball bounce sound ever used, and the humor was poor. In fact, the funniest thing about it was you signed up for 2 more accounts with 'sexy bitch' names and reviewed it like you wanted to give hot sex to yourself (check the email addresses on each account: they're the same.) ...this is a joke, you're a joke, and you know it. too bad the joke wasn't funny.

[Brutality]

Did it have to be DBZ?

McFretN, first of all, I have to say that this was a treat for the eyes, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it, and I am quite impressed with your incredible use of marionette animation. However, I probably would have appreciated this more if it wasn't quite so derivative of DBZ. True, it had different looking characters and some cool camera angles, but its not much more than a conglomeration of the ultra-destructive battles in DBZ (in my view, one of the most boring repetitive aspects of the series; the japanese version, which has a PLOT, was much better). Despite that complaint, it is still an excellent flash and quite worthy of the top 5. Good work again, McFretN.

[Hobo Washes Balls]

Yeah, April Fools, we know.

I don't know which is worse; the popular Newgrounds animators all feeling obligated to make a prank animation or the fact that so many people fall for every single one. Tom, Oritz, Adambomb, and now Stamper. At least Oritz still made a good animation, if completely embarrassing to watch. Yours was stupid, and you know it, and I know you're probably laughing your ass off because you think you unleashed yet another 'hilarious joke' onto the portal. Ah well. I wouldn't put it past you. This was a good joke, I guess, but I didn't laugh. I'm still wondering why you're considered almost as much of a god as Tom is. Maybe you'll prove it someday. Eddie wasn't too bad; you're getting there man.

[Friendship - An awakening]

A sweet doodle by doodler.

For only taking you two nights this was EXCELLENT (and let it be known, right now the vote for this stands at 4.02). The animation was pretty smooth, the plot was simple yet interesting, the pacing was well done. The art was great (was that done with your Pablo? :) The sounds did pretty much suck though. At any rate, it was very well done and I salute you man. Take care.

[Hostage Situation 2]

Finally.

BEAST, I know you've had this done for awhile now and I was one of the people who had the chance to see it before it hit the portal and for everyone who cringes at the huge file size, I assure you its is well worth it. This movie is magnificent, and deserves to stay on the top of the Portal for a long, long time. BEAST, you have done an excellent job here. Congrats.

[All UR Gays Belong to Ass]

Only BBS regulars will truly appreciate this...

So Tanner, that's what you were doing asking for those gay pics! If I'd only have known, I'd have made one that's not as simple as a speech bubble and text for you, but I just figured you were being your normal gay self :). Well it looks like only us on the BBS are going to enjoy this the most. What I liked most was how you edited the sound. That was very well done. The rest wasn't quite as spectacular, but oh well. Its still out here for us all to enjoy :) Good show!

AntiTanner responds:

Actually i didn't know i was going to make this movie until noon today. I had the day off from class and work and figured "eh, i got like 300000 pics, why not?" Hopefully everyone can appreciate this!

[Devil's Little Address]

MCCRACKEN IS BACK!

man i loved mad pipin' angus macangus and now you're back with this! hilarious as always...the devil sure does look like he's well off man...and you deserve to be up on the top 50, at least...good show!